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Entries from Banterist tagged with "Esoteric"

Drove Someone Insane With Postcards

The winner of the Drive Someone Insane with Postcards auction was kind enough to give me permission to post the cards that went out.

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72nd Irrational Response Force

IRF came under small arms fire while en route to new encampment site in Flajaba. Determined that fire was coming from a hilltop NW of position. Ordered Alpha company to flank while Bravo made a nest from twigs and discarded water bottles. Made PFC Ramirez "King for a Day" and set fire to what looked to be a tool shed.

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Review: The Auto LSD Button

I think this is a great button for a car to have, and I would certainly press it again, but not too much.

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Dr. Phil's Meds Expire

A lot of people ask me what the secret is to a successful marriage and I am happy to tell them: it is berries.

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Six Petty Squabbles That Destroyed Mega Force

Mega Force was the most elite unit of the Galactic Army. They prepared for duty with very intense training and enjoyed state-of-the-art equipment. Their members were hailed as heroes in all corners of the universe. Mega Force was disbanded in 2134 because of internal bitching.

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Aelfred of Dunwoody Recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD.

As the gardening aisle braced for the onslaught of these merciless philistines we could hear the blood-curdling screams of the unfortunates who had taken refuge in the CD section. The Vikings slaughtered them to a man, and in their berserk fury did destroy a multitude of CDs in a section that spanned from John Mayer to White Stripes.

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