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Grammar Cop: Sad Little Happy Hour

Banterist's Department of Correction.

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eBay: Hendrick's Gin Children's Lunchbox

The Hendrick's Gin children's lunchbox, available exclusively on eBay.

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Sober On St. Paddy's

It’s fine to be drunk 364 days of the year but St. Paddy’s Day is a special time. It’s a time to honor a saint who did something or other.

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Poland Dispatch: A Country Wedding

I'd always considered my wife's home village to be "rural" because there aren't many people in it, the police station is only open on Tuesday, and I can walk the length of it in under six minutes. By virtue of having been there several times and having attended town gatherings and New Year's Eve parties I can say that I've likely met or crossed paths with every single person there who isn't holed up in their domicile.

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Poland Dispatch: Runowo Conference

Dispatch from the historic, vodka-fueled Runowo Krajenskie Conference of 6:00 AM

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Review: The Auto LSD Button

I think this is a great button for a car to have, and I would certainly press it again, but not too much.

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Glenn Beck Appearance 10/26/06

Alex Kaczynski in the makeup room, and an interview with Ed Forchion, Senate candidate and Legalize Marijuana Party member.

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