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Little Mommy Play All Day Toddler Doll
Only plays half day before shooting strychnine spikes at your child.
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Lightning McQueen Twin Race Car Bed
Bed implodes when exposed to FM radio waves.
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Little Tikes Shopping Cart
Razor-sharp chlorine wheels release toxic gas when exposed to water.
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Tekno Dog
Leads children to sockets.
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Connect Four
Checkers smolder when exposed to youth.
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The Farmer Says
Animals issue Fatwas.
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Pretend and Play Doctor Kit
Breakable plastic pieces packaged in bird flu.
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Fisher Price Chatter Telephone
Phone summons Chinese assassin.
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Bedtime Dora The Explorer
Shouts in Spanish; convenes hastily-assembled tribunal prone to issuing death sentences.
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Jay Jay Wooden Jet Plane
Crushes child’s windpipe when removed from packaging.


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