From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Let Me Humiliate Myself At Your Next Event



They didn't have your Fiber One Said the guy with the pricing gun. We don't got none's what he said All I could do was shake my head. And when I look into your eyes I can tell you're not …


[The reading happened already, and was nicely summarized here.] A reminder about tonight's reading: It's at KGB Bar in the Lower East Side. If they were current they'd be calling it the FSB Bar, and they'd have …