Lesser Known Cosmic Events

Beige Holes
Not-so-supernovas
Planetary Dawdling
Confused Nebulae
Unenthusiastic Binary Stars
Average Orbits
Quasar Farts
Over-twinkling
Unhappy White Giants
When a Nebula looks like the Michelin Man if you squint enough.
The Pulsar Pride parades of Wolf-357
Andromeda Waving Back
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