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Johnny Berlin on the Documentary Channel

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Johnny Berlin will be airing this evening at 8pm on the Documentary Channel. The Documentary Channel is a channel that carries documentaries.
The film was directed by Dominic DeJoseph; executive-produced by Michael Stipe and Jim McKay; produced by Ted Green, and me. Stipe acquired fame and fortune by shouting non sequiturs at a rapid-fire pace. He could wear a paisley top hat to brunch without anyone really noticing.
The film will also air Sunday 6/24 at 8p and Wednesday 6/27 at 7p. It’s currently carried on these cable and satellite systems.

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