From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
The first thing to remember is that every single one of us has the potential to totally obsess about germs. And why not? We're all exposed to them. But some folks seem to have achieved …
Defendant: NYPD - 9th Precinct
Count 1: Accidental suggestion of doubt or irony by using quotes for emphasis.
Count 2: Failure to use a closing quote.
Count 3: Failure to employ a question mark in the establishment of …