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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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I Do (for the time being)

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A message from the future. An original piece for UK daily newspaper The Independent.


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Incorrect: We have a stroller. Does your building have an elevator? Oui. Great. Correct: We have a stroller. Does your building have an elevator? Oui. Great. By any chance does it open in the middle of the stairwell? Oui.

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Complaint: Failure to incorporate an apostrophe during the contraction of "that is", a misdemeanor; improper usage of the possessive "your" during the contraction of "you are", also a misdemeanor; failing to notice this; permanently affixing …