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Guilin Dispatch: A Four Hour Tour, a Four Hour Tour.

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.
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That started in Guilin, China aboard their tourist ships.
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The scenery was magical, mountains all around;
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But after near-miss 34, I thought we’d crash and drown.
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The natives paddled up to us, to sell their souvenirs;
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They stood outside the windows. We pretended they weren’t there.
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We didn’t eat much lunch that day, after we realized;
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They made it on the ship’s back deck… Not so sanitized. Not so sanitized.
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Guilin is really gorgeous and the scenery’s the best;
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Though most vivid: The English guy who puked on the hostess.
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