From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Who’s The Faiest Of Them All?

Complaint: Omission of the “r” in “mirror”; having a typographical error in the name of a business; affixing a typographical error permanently to the side of a vehicle; not noticing this while entering and exiting the vehicle several times per day.
Defendant: Cesar.
Report: Defendant was standing near the rear of his vehicle, executing tasks associated with his line of work, when officer noticed the infraction during a routine patrol of the neighborhood. Officer, being cowardly, did not engage the defendant but instead covertly took a photograph of the transgression and fled on foot.
Fine: $77


Dear Sir/Madam: First of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the acquisition of a Casio Exilim S20 compact digital camera. No doubt it was an exciting find after your fine meal at Houston's on Park, …