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Grammar Cop: That’s Not What They MENSA

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Defendant: The 10 Minute IQ Quiz
Count 1: Misdemeanor typo.
Count 2: Misdemeanor typo in the commission of an alleged test of intelligence.
Report: Officer, who wishes to remain anonymous, was investigating a Facebook advertisement. Said advertisement brought the officer to a website for what claimed to be a ten minute IQ test – presumably for impatient aspiring geniuses. The transgression occurred after the officer was 70% through the endeavor, at which time officer realized the test was, ironically, stupid. It should be noted that IQ tests do not normally pose multiple choice questions answerable by pre-teens.
Fine: $160 and a two minute suspended sentence.


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