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Grammar Cop: That Syncing Feeling

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Defendant: Apple
Count 1: Homophone neglect, a misdemeanor.
Count 2: Incorporation of a grammatical defect into an operating system.
Report: While engaged in a routine failure to correctly sync contacts, Officer spotted the offense and quickly apprehended it with the desktop photo thing. Contacts ultimately did not sync correctly but rather duplicated themselves threefold, which is still far better than disappearing altogether.
Fine: $143, or a G4 laptop that does not overheat the crotch.


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