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Grammar Cop: Shirty Spelling

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Complaint: Misspelling of the word “believe”; silkscreening the misspelled word on a cotton/poly blend shirt and mass producing said shirt; placing shirt with misspelled word on mannequin at entrance of women’s clothing store in strange Polish shopping mall.
Defendant: Women’s clothing store in strange Polish shopping mall.
Report: Officer had just purchased plastic squeaking pig and doggie biscuit for insane wolf/dog. Couldn’t help but notice transgression when walking by women’s clothing store in strange Polish shopping mall.
Fine: 380 Zloty


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