From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Nut Guilty

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of “Pecan”; Making misspelling permanent by printing it on adhesive labels.
Defendant: Bakery Department, Garden of Eden
Report: Officer was awaiting the slicing of one pound of delicious Dietz & Watson Bacon Lover’s Turkey when he spotted the offending spelling in an adjacent display case.
Fine: $85


Dogs are very important to the economy in New York. I don't suppose many people realize this. I hadn't realized this for quite some time, but recently I was walking down the sidewalk as one often …


This ad for has been appearing for some time in Backstage the newspaper for actors (and by proxy, waiters and dog walkers). I'm not sure what to make of this. A communist guerilla says …