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Grammar Cop: Nut Guilty

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Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of “Pecan”; Making misspelling permanent by printing it on adhesive labels.
Defendant: Bakery Department, Garden of Eden
Report: Officer was awaiting the slicing of one pound of delicious Dietz & Watson Bacon Lover’s Turkey when he spotted the offending spelling in an adjacent display case.
Fine: $85


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