From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: I’m Hot For Teaches


Complaint: Inappropriate apostrophe placement; a misdemeanor.
Defendant: A Yankees fan.
Report: Suspect was seen waving a homemade placard at game seven.
Fine: The pennant.


Plastic surgery works best when not a manifestation of inner turmoil and despair. When confronted with your husband and a young woman having sex, consider plastic surgery to be an option. However, divorce and Second Degree …


7:35a Awake. My heart hangs heavy with the demise of yesterday's relationship with André. 7:50a My assistant Annette calls to say the editor of Us Weekly was furious that André and I split up the same day the …