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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Grammar Cop: I’m Hot For Teaches

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Complaint: Inappropriate apostrophe placement; a misdemeanor.
Defendant: A Yankees fan.
Report: Suspect was seen waving a homemade placard at game seven.
Fine: The pennant.


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