Defendant: Pick-A-Bagel
Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling.
Count 2: Indecent capitalization.
Report: Officer Mohney of the Upper East Side Grammatical Vice Squad was presumably looking for a bagel to pick when the transgression was spotted and recorded. Crime mitigated by the comedic potential of countless puns.
Fine: Let it BLT with roasted Sgt. Peppers.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Beat the Meatles… I have that on Vinyl
I’ll have it with Mean Mr. Mustard. We can take it out…
It might not be indecent capitalization. This is technically a sign and capitalization is acceptable on a sign. However if we accept the capitalization then this is obviously a hate crime against plum tomato.
Please stop the puns and just “Lettuce Be!”