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Grammar Cop Hits The Street

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Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling “Cookiees”, Misdemeanor spelling of Rice Krispie when proper product spelling is readily available on packaging.
Defendant: Taylor’s Bakery
Report: Officer witnessed suspect sign after enjoying a delicious Italian hero and small coffee. No witnesses, but officer suspects it may have been the cute but tattoo-covered counter clerk.
Fine: $35


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