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Grammar Cop: DVD Minus

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Defendant: Video Plus & Internet To [Google surveillance]
Count 1: Prepositional negligence.
Count 2: Rendering grammatical malfeasance permanent.
Count 3: Exposing grammatical indecency to the public via signage.
Report: Officer Decker was off duty in Washington (the wine-making state, not the crime-ridden seat of government ) when the infraction was spotted. After vigorous eye-rubbing the crime was captured digitally and transmitted to Grammar Cop headquarters via the same internet that Video Plus is apparently connected to. Officer Decker describes the area as “delightful” despite the obvious signs of grammatical decay.
Fine: $248, and one entire store wall must be dedicated to the 30th Anniversary of Schoolhouse Rock.


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