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Grammar Cop: Chevy Citation

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Defendant: Unidentified driver who thinks you drive too fast.
Count 1: Misspelling in the first degree.
Count 2: Rendering grammatical malfeasance permanent via adhesive sticker.
Count 3: Operating an automobile while grammatically impaired.
Report: Officer Detmer of the Missouri Department of Corrections spotted said infraction during a routine patrol of a parking lot. A library parking lot.
Fine: Driver shushed and fined $210.


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