From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Big Mistake

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of food product.
Defendant: Street vendor outside American Stock Exchange
Report: Officer was giddy over the discovery of incorrect punctuation on an American Stock Exchange doorway when he discovered street vendor peddling improperly named hot dog/mystery meat product.
Fine: $35


Studying the Fine Art of Bullshitting A few years ago, a friend and business associate proudly announced to me that he had completed his Doctorate in Musical Theory and from that point onward would prefer to …