From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Ain’t No Big Thing

Defendant: Rodeo Flooring. Mustang, Oklahoma.
Count 1: Negligent spelling, a misdemeanor.
Count 2: Rendering error permanent via vinyl heat-transfer process.
Count 3: Displaying grammatical malfeasance near a high-traffic venue.
Report: Officer Burga of the Central Oklahoma Grammar Task Force spotted the infraction while patrolling State Highway 152 – a long, flat road connecting Union City to Oklahoma City. Officer notes a duplicate sign faced the other direction, thus exposing both east-bound and west-bound traffic to the crime.
Fine: $98 and 600 square feet of granite flooring to really spice up your next rodeo.


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