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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Glenn Beck Appearance 10/26/06


In the makeup room today was Alex Kuczynski. Normally I’d have no idea who on earth she was, but Gawker’s been going on about her for the past two weeks, so when I heard the name I made the connection. I’m sharp like that.
After she was all powdered and left someone asked who she was, to which another replied “She had a lot of plastic surgery done then wrote a book saying no one else should.”
For the record, I think elective cosmetic surgery is sad and insane.
Also for the record, my Bob Dole bum arm impersonation was accidental.


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