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More Unclaimed Finances of the Rich & Famous

Every year thousands and thousands of people lose track of billions and billions of dollars as they move, die, or go into hiding. As a result, cash from things such as interest distributions, security deposits, tax reimbursements, canceled insurance policies and paychecks find themselves in the financial equivalent of the dead letter office.
The law dictates that this cash must sit around until the owner comes looking for it. Often times that’s never, especially if you’re Sean P. Puff Diddy Daddy Combs.
But the money is easy to find. By utilizing the free resources at the National Association for Unclaimed Property Administrators (NAUPA) and the unclaimed funds search engine at the NY State Comptroller’s office one can easily find out if relatives, friends or Ethan Hawke has money waiting for them.
Sadly, my grandma doesn’t – but Wesley Snipes does.
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MIKE WALLACE – 60 Minutes Legend
Time Warner
AL FRANKEN – Future Former Air America Host
EP Talent Services, SCIE (an entertainment paymaster), Walt Disney
KOFI ANNAN – Future Former UN Secretary General
Allstate Insurance
CAMILLE PAGLIA – Smartypants femin-ish
MetLife, Prudential
ANGELINA JOLIE – Puffy lipped home-wrecker
NYS Tax & Finance
JON STEWART – Entertainer
Walt Disney
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NATHAN LANE – Actor
Walt Disney, Chase Bank
AL SHARPTON – Blacktivist
State Farm, SCIE
RUDY GIULIANI – Mayor, presidential hopeful?
NYS Tax & Finance, Group Health, SCIE
MARTHA PLIMPTON – Actress
World Financial Network Bank, NYS Comptroller
WILLIAM L. SAFIRE – Journalist
Lucent Technologies, NCR
MONICA LEWINSKY – Humidor
Ford Motors
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S.I. NEWHOUSE – Publisher
Aetna Health Management
MARIO BATALI – Chef du Jour
Tiffany & Company
JAYSON BLAIR – Pretend Journalist
ConEdison
HOWELL H. RAINES – Former NY Times Editor
Salomon Smith Barney
DEREK JETER – Testosterite
NYS Tax & Finance
MAER ROSHAN – Editor, RADAR
Florida Reciprocity
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SUSAN SARANDON – Tim Robbins’s Mom
NYS Comptroller, Sony Pictures
DEBORAH HARRY – Singer
News Publishing, Walt Disney, American Federation of Musicians
BETTE MIDLER – Crooner, Actress
Unity Mutual Life
LORNE MICHAELS – Canadian
SCIE
MIKE MYERS – Comedian, Canadian
SCIE
RACHEL DRATCH – Comedienne
SCIE
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JUDITH REGAN – O.J.’s Friend
Meredith Corp.
FLAVA FLAV
SCIE, MetLife, Group Health, United Healthcare
CHARLIE ROSE – PBS Fixture
WNET
LIV TYLER – Actress, Parent
WRLJ Maple
CHRISTOPHER NOTH – Actor, Restaurateur
Universal Studios
GEORGE SOROS – Billionaire Hungarian meddler
Guardian Life, Washington Post
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Merry Christmas, boy & girls.


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