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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Elisabeth Kubler Ross Watching The Sopranos

DENIAL
“They did not just shoot Adriana.”
ANGER
“They just shot Adriana.”
BARGAINING
“Tony B. should be the one getting whacked. Maybe this is another bizarre dream sequence.”
DEPRESSION
“I thought Christopher loved her. So sad.”
ACCEPTANCE
“I guess it makes sense. She’s got a lead on Joey.”


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