From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Eavesdropping, Part I

“Bitch! They making me pay child support because you on motherfucking welfare, bitch!”
Tattooed gentleman, and daddy, in the middle of the sidewalk on 5th Avenue at 18th.
“No, not the Will Smith nigga, not that nigga, the other nigga… was in the movie with that bitch, the nigga bitch, uh…”
Someone the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. might be disappointed with.
“Well tell me then,where have you been while this was going on? Have you been shitting in the woods?”
A businessman using the not-so-familiar “shitting in the woods” analogy.


I would like to propose reparations for the awkwardly-surnamed, and I hope every Lipschitz, Kuntz, Pecker and Lickdyke will join me. We deserve to be compensated for the pain and suffering we have suffered since …


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