From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Eavesdropping, Part II

“The firefighters were fighting with each other. Like. And so they couldn’t turn the fire off.”
Gentleman talking to friends on 7th
“…you’re asking me to live with my sister and another woman, and I just can’t do that.”
Woman on mobile phone in Chelsea


Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of a French product, Jambon De Paris, when proper product spelling is readily available on packaging. Defendant: Garden of Eden Report: Officer was purchasing 3/4 pound of absolutely delicious "Bacon Lover's Turkey" when he …


Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of your own company's name (multiple counts); Misdemeanor spelling of your own company's name when the correct name is engraved nearby (multiple counts). Defendant: KGT Bumper Guards Report: Officer was seated in the back …