From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Closet Testimonials – Julie

Another testimonial for IN THE EVENT OF MY UNTIMELY DEMISE. Shot in a closet.
WARNING: Contains moderately-priced Chardonnay and a three-year old.


Defendant: NASCAR arcade game developer. Count 1: Vehicular homophone in the first degree. Count 2: Distribution to minors. Report: Officer was in a highly-trafficked area with his dependents, waiting for his partner to finish shopping when the grammatical …


Captain Reality and the Truthbots Captain Reality travels the planet in his ship The Decoddler with his gang of non-bush-beat-arounding Truthbots and tells kids that we're not all great or special and in fact some of …