Hillary 2.0 (Release date September 2013) Eliminated “assumption of nomination” feature from 1.0 release. Reconfigured and/or removed several key decision-making algorithms from 1.0 release. Worked to streamline nomination function by incorporating strategic elements from Obama 1.0. Modified several stances to take advantage of changes to current political operating system. Added several features to help improve…
Alas, I’m afraid my blog is more neglected than one of Charlie Sheen’s children. There are several reasons. Babies, busy, ran out of funny. One of the bigger reasons for this extended neglect has been that I’ve been working on another book. The final edits are on their way to the publisher, Simon & Schuster….
I recently updated to the newest Photoshop and it’s so much better! I was able to make this in under 12 hours:
I was unable to resist the temptation of Paste Magazine’s icon generator.
This is my most recent “Angry Independent” segment on Glenn Beck – and actually the last installment of the “Angry Independent” segment on Glenn Beck for now because Glenn’s moving the show to Fox in February. I learned this only when somebody emailed me to ask me if I knew Glenn was moving to Fox. That’s how out of the loop I am.
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Professor of War in the Modern World Theo Farrell answers your questions about… war in the modern world.
Theo has the greatest job title of anyone I know: Professor of War in the Modern World. Ask him clever questions.
Within one week, John Bolton successfully negotiated an 88% reduction in coloration, thus saving the rug. And although the stain remained slightly visible, he also presided over mediation which led to the relocation of an ottoman so as to obscure the stain’s remnants.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. – Winston Churchill.
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Politics, over easy.
On the floor of the Republican National Convention, the safest place on earth.