Originally appeared on McSweeney’s.
When The King Of Kings Isn’t The King Of Comedy.
Excerpts from the ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein. One of the most popular McSweeney’s pieces.
“My client professes his innocence. And when I look in the mirror and see his eyes, I just have to believe him.” “The facts, which I will present to you, will show that the defendant is not guilty. My client was nowhere near the scene of the crime. My client was where I was, obviously,…