Banterist

From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Dear Shareholder: I'm thrilled to say that the top-line results for 1Q 2007 are quite promising, and we're on target to have a banner year thanks to New York City's demand for batshit-crazy old ladies. We broke …

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[Male, 30's.] Damn. Ranch dressing was a mistake. When's the last time I enjoyed Ranch? Never. Never is when. Always a letdown. Like when I killed that farmer with a birch log. Give me a break. …