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The Independent

The History of My Traveling Pants

The story of the pants heard 'round the world.Read on...

Spoilt Brats

An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues....Read on...

What's On The Cards

Until recently, the idea of a card for your mother's new boyfriend's birthday or celebrating your friend's divorce might have been considered outrageous, ridiculous, absurd. Not any more. Read on...

The Missing Instructions

THE BARE MIDRIFF If the midriff hangs over the top of the pants, consider not exposing it until that doesn't happen any more. Because of egregious abuse, it is illegal to expose the midriff in Holyhead. The midriff is a privilege and not a right.Read on...

Internet Explorer Plug-Ins You Don't Need

Uncle Desmond Simulates Alzheimer's by opening random web pages, randomizing passwords and filling your bathtub with pillows.Read on...

I Do (for the time being)

Ashton wheels his beloved anywhere she wants to go without complaint, which would be pointless because her hearing went a few years ago. When they kiss, there is an electricity in the air, caused in part by Demi's polyester gown.Read on...

How Do You Want Me?

Commissioned by London's daily newspaper, The Independent.Read on...

Election 2004: The Foodservice Analogy

Politics, over easy.Read on...

Saddam's Interrogation Logs

Excerpts from the ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein. One of the most popular McSweeney's pieces.Read on...

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