From New York, a weblog of original humor by Brian Sack.
Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
People
Britney Spears: The Index
Children: as byproduct of coitus with twits, 49, 121, 208 driving with while undrestrained, 54, 100 losing custody of to a dunce, 210 making of, 48, 191 nearly throwing across parking lot, 87Read on...Paris Hilton Non-Disclosure Agreement
Downloadable legal document: The Standard Non-Disclosure Agreement Between a Publicity-Seeking Heiress and a Single Individual.Read on...Angelina Magazine: The Magazine About Angelina Jolie
Angelina is the only magazine in the world with information about Angelina Jolie.Read on...I Touched Kevin Federline, and He Touched Me
In Saving Private Ryan, Spielberg brilliantly conveys the terror the soldiers felt as their landing craft approached the Normandy coast. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that's exactly how I felt when I realized I would soon be deposited on the shores of Federline Beach to storm the bunkers of his mind.Read on...Diddy's Daddy Tips
Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death.Read on...Travis Bickle On Broadway
How our taxi driver made Saturday night memorable.Read on...Dear Lady Squatting In Our Midst
Our time together was brief, but somehow it seemed like an eternity. Perhaps because the image will be with us long after the earth is swallowed by a supernova. Read on...Helpful Plastic Surgery Tips
To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider finding another plastic surgeon and getting a second opinion.Read on...I was there the day Courtney Love freaked out.
Banterist now sells original t-shirts of questionable worth.Read on...Eavesdropping, Pt 3.
Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...Eavesdropping, Part II
Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...Plastic Bag Man
Standing behind a gentleman at the Whole Foods on Seventh Ave. His transaction is taking longer than normal. He's a...Read on...Stone Age 21st Century Lady
Seated at the table next to us in this old-fashioned, charming steakhouse, a man and woman. Both early 40s, I'll...Read on...Eavesdropping, Part I
Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...The Germ Freak
Standing behind a gentleman at the Whole Foods on Seventh Ave. His transaction is taking longer than normal. He's a...Read on...Not for the marginally literate.
Entries:
- F.A.Q.: Why Is Your Playground On Top Of A Cemetery?
- Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career
- Free Estimates
- Welcome, First-Timers.
- Radio Interview Tips
- Real and Virtual Appearances
- Book Report: Launch Day
- Patents for a Better Tomorrow: Stop-To-Type Technology
- Glenn Beck Appearance 04/24/08
- Understanding Your Cable Bill
Comments:
- lowlights on Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career
- Ronald on Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career
- Jen Singer on Radio Interview Tips
- Brad Zimmerman on F.A.Q.: Why Is Your Playground On Top Of A Cemetery?
- on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- Shania on Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career
- Kelly In Seattle on F.A.Q.: Why Is Your Playground On Top Of A Cemetery?
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- Breakroom (4)
- Eavesdropping (3)
- eBay (17)
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- Foreign Desk (23)
- Friends (3)
- Games (6)
- Grammar Cop (93)
- Greeting Cards (1)
- History (9)
- In The News (39)
- Interactive (5)
- Internet (24)
- Johnny Berlin (6)
- Letters (20)
- Marketing (21)
- McSweeney's (5)
- Miscellany (6)
- Monologues (4)
- New York (24)
- Noble Experiments (10)
- Others (8)
- Parody (10)
- People (15)
- Photos (2)
- Playmobil (6)
- Politics (30)
- Profiles (2)
- Radar (5)
- Rants (10)
- Reviews (5)
- Satire (101)
- Spying (4)
- Television (11)
- The Independent (9)
- Thoughts (23)
- Travel (54)
- Work (63)
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