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Kanye vs. Kenya

Can a self-described musical genius possibly compare to a small East African republic? Sure! In a world where the...Read on...

A Trillion For Your Thoughts

After the recent release of the 2011 Federal Budget there was no shortage of complaints from all over the political...Read on...

Five Haikus About People and Their Frickin' BlackBerrys

LIBRARY The tiny keyboard Still makes enough of a sound To distract, bastard KINDERGARTEN TOUR Very important The future...Read on...

Britney Spears: The Index

Children: as byproduct of coitus with twits, 49, 121, 208 driving with while undrestrained, 54, 100 losing custody of to a dunce, 210 making of, 48, 191 nearly throwing across parking lot, 87Read on...

Paris Hilton Non-Disclosure Agreement

Downloadable legal document: The Standard Non-Disclosure Agreement Between a Publicity-Seeking Heiress and a Single Individual.Read on...

Angelina Magazine: The Magazine About Angelina Jolie

Angelina is the only magazine in the world with information about Angelina Jolie.Read on...

I Touched Kevin Federline, and He Touched Me

In Saving Private Ryan, Spielberg brilliantly conveys the terror the soldiers felt as their landing craft approached the Normandy coast. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that's exactly how I felt when I realized I would soon be deposited on the shores of Federline Beach to storm the bunkers of his mind.Read on...

Diddy's Daddy Tips

Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death.Read on...

Travis Bickle On Broadway

How our taxi driver made Saturday night memorable.Read on...

Dear Lady Squatting In Our Midst

Our time together was brief, but somehow it seemed like an eternity. Perhaps because the image will be with us long after the earth is swallowed by a supernova. Read on...

Helpful Plastic Surgery Tips

To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider finding another plastic surgeon and getting a second opinion.Read on...

I was there the day Courtney Love freaked out.

Banterist now sells original t-shirts of questionable worth.Read on...

Eavesdropping, Pt 3.

Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...

Eavesdropping, Part II

Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...

Plastic Bag Man

Standing behind a gentleman at the Whole Foods on Seventh Ave. His transaction is taking longer than normal. He's a...Read on...

Stone Age 21st Century Lady

Seated at the table next to us in this old-fashioned, charming steakhouse, a man and woman. Both early 40s, I'll...Read on...

Eavesdropping, Part I

Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...

The Germ Freak

Standing behind a gentleman at the Whole Foods on Seventh Ave. His transaction is taking longer than normal. He's a...Read on...



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