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Shakespeare's Ode To The Well Dressed Guy With Bird Shit All Over His Back

Unbeknown'st to you, dear prince, an avian of genus unknown hath struck. And placed on thine back a kingly amount of air dropp'd faeces. Such cruel fate that nightingale or lark hath chanced to mar your good fortune! O, how bitter a thing it is to not knowest one bears copious droppings.Read on...

A Serial Killer Regrets His Dressing

Monologues for fearless actors, No. 2.Read on...

Father Cleary Debates Wearing Drapes

Monologues for fearless actors, No. 1.Read on...

Shakespeare Decides To Iron His Pants

No skill at wit nor craft at jest could strong enough be to overcome the outrageous provocation of pants unsmoothed.Read on...

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