From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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Marketing

Google Presents An Exciting Business Opportunity

My wife and I had been talking for a long time about a start-up business. We'd been looking for something...Read on...

Internet Marketing Brilliance

This is an excellent internet advertisement for ClassesUSA that I tripped over recently. It does all the things an...Read on...

My First Consulting Gig

I saw this ad on Facebook and it made me think of starting a marketing consultancy. I would sit...Read on...

My Book, Signed By Someone Else Because They're Famous

A new auction for eBay. And marketing. And a charity....Read on...

Free Estimates

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Generating Buzz and Transcribing It

Because I have a moderately-trafficked weblog of niche humor that is appreciated by a tiny fraction of English-speaking humanity, marketing folks in charge of promoting products routinely target me in the hopes that I might mention their product and link to their websites.Read on...

Fire the Agency

Personally I'm against all hereditary diseases, though I did attend a pro-Lupus rally in college....Read on...

So, Why Are You Single?

...and then I saw this urine-stained advertisement printed on a semi-adhesive piece of paper and haphazardly slapped on the bottom of a light pole mount.Read on...

Schowalter's Exclamatory Marks

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Let Me Humiliate Myself At Your Next Event

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Call Me Ambassador

Sprint's Ambassador program hands me a phone and says "use this."Read on...

Profiles: The Guy Who Wrote "Tiny House"

An interview with the writer behind GEICO's reality-show parody "Tiny House"Read on...

Report to Shareholders

I am pleased to report a banner year for Standing Outside The 14th Street Chase Bank Holding The Door For People Industries.Read on...

eBay: The Marchond Jones Edition Macintosh

Your chance to own a collector's item.Read on...

eBay: Please Buy My Sweater

It's white because it's made with white sheep wool. It's thick, so it's great for cold weather or Bikram yoga. If you wear it with a pair of Ray Ban tortoise shell sunglasses you'll look like Mickey Rourke in "A Prayer For The Dying", a horrible film.Read on...

How To Sell A Lecherous Frenchman on eBay

Tips and tricks for getting the most from your eBay auction.Read on...

Notes To Igor On The Occasion Of His Hair Salon Opening

How not to advertise your new Chelsea hair salon.Read on...

eBay: Appalling Flatware For Sale

There are many reasons you might wish to purchase the 75-piece set of amazingly heinous gold-plated Versace flatware I've recently come to possess through no fault of my own. Read on...

Hamas's Refreshing Orange Zionist Conspiracy Beverage

To all current and prospective retailers of Hamas' Refreshing Orange Zionist Conspiracy Beverage.Read on...

Advertising Strategy: Greater Balboa

From the Greater Balboa Ministry of Tourism & SuchRead on...

The Pay-O-Matic Logo Meeting

An imagined transcript from the Pay-O-Matic logo brainstorm. Read on...

Neckface Franchise Available

An exciting ground floor opportunity.Read on...

Poland Dispatch: Car For Sale

1996 Polonez Caro 4-door, hatchback Color: Darkish something Engine: 4 cylinder, 65 Catpower Transmission: 5 Speed Standard 106000 Kilometers...Read on...

Poland Dispatch: Catching Up With Capitalism

Yesterday was an exciting day. We left the village and drove to the 'big city' of Pila (pee-wa) which isn't...Read on...

Real Guerilla Marketing

This ad for fracturedatlas.org has been appearing for some time in Backstage the newspaper for actors (and by proxy,...Read on...