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More Unclaimed Finances of the Rich & Famous

Connecting the rich and/or famous with their unclaimed money.Read on...

The I'm Not Diddy Report

Really, Diddy doesn't live here.Read on...

Maximum Freshness

Going out of our way for the star of one of history's campiest commercials.Read on...

Petition: More Non-Lame Places On Blue Marlin Apparel

After browsing though a rack of Blue Marlin clothing, it's obvious what the problem is: The Baltic and Scandinavian states are under-represented. Everyone loves Australia and New Zealand, can't go wrong there. Eastern Europe has great beer and hot chicks - why no hoodies? And let's not forget Taiwan, which will some day be a collector's item.Read on...

A Very Patient Damsel In Distress

When a legend emails, you must act.Read on...

The World's Most Comprehensive Junk Email

Good afternoon. My name is Ethics T. Foreclosure. I am a former account supervisor of Mr. Charles Mbobo who recently reached his ideal weight thanks to Hoodia, the miracle root from Africa. I received your contact information via Plaxo...Read on...

Unclaimed Finances of The Rich & Famous

Pacific Bell owes Keanu Reeves $85.60, and other things you didn't know. Read on...

Internet Explorer Plug-Ins You Don't Need

Uncle Desmond Simulates Alzheimer's by opening random web pages, randomizing passwords and filling your bathtub with pillows.Read on...

Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

"Because of what you did to Ms. Hilton, other folks were hurt or placed in harm's way. Ashlee Simpson might get a call reminding her that she's a fraud perpetrating a joke on the song-downloading public. Ditto Lindsay Lohan. And Lauren Popeil, heiress to Ronco, might be hounded by people upset that her dad's Food Dehydrator is a piece of crap."Read on...

There's Something About "Mary"

Two months' worth of correspondence tormenting a West African con man.Read on...

Field Guide To Online Dating Profile Photography

As Illustrated By A Half-Asian Baggage HandlerRead on...

The Craigslist Euthanist Theory

Testing a theory about unspeakable job offers.Read on...

Nigerian Mad Libs

The World's Most Advanced Nigerian Con Email Generator.Read on...

A New Nigerian Counter-Con

Taking on Nigerian scammers, one at a time.Read on...

Dr. Abu's Triumphant Re-Return

Further exploits with one of the world's least smart con artists.Read on...

The Cons of November

In the month of November alone, I received 26 solicitations from con-men seeking an 'extremely urgent' form of 'business partnership.'...Read on...

Doctor Who?

Colleges that never existed and the people who've graduated from them.Read on...

The Return of Dr. Abu

After my initial Nigerian Email Experiment, I had lost contact with my friend Dr. Abu. The duration of the lapse...Read on...

The Next Nigerian Email Experiment

In the intitial Nigerian Email Experiement, I decided to take the scammer up on his offer to wire $35,000,000 to...Read on...

Plight of The Average-Penised

Long before we all knew the perils of putting your email address out in the open, I gave my email...Read on...

The Nigerian Email Experiment, Part II

Incredibly, my correspondence with the Nigerian scam artist goes on. So far, Dr. Abu has continued relentlessly to press me...Read on...

The Nigerian Email Experiment

The Nigerian email scam is the modern day version of the Nigerian Fax Scam which was once the modern day...Read on...

Banterist Personals

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Answering Questions Posed By Spammers

Ever wondered what your spouse does online? Most likely she's checking her email. There's also a recipe site she frequents....Read on...