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"It Was Twenty Years Ago Today"

In 2005 my wife dragged me, kicking and screaming, to China. I did not want to go because I had a picture in my head that I was quite comfortable with and didn't feel like challenging it. But, since my wife is almost invariably right it turned out to be one of the most amazing trips of my life. I still talk about the asparagus. Best asparagus ever. No doubt it was farmed in melamine-tainted soil with carcinogenic fertilizers - but it was truly delicious.Read on...


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Facebook in the Fuhrerbunker

The Aryan Racebook.Read on...

The Six Wives of Jake Gyllenhaal

Using modern facial recognition technology to see what current actors Henry VIII and his six wives most resemble.Read on...

Us Weekly Visits The Fuhrerbunker

The celebrity glossy's exclusive.Read on...

Aelfred of Dunwoody Recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD.

As the gardening aisle braced for the onslaught of these merciless philistines we could hear the blood-curdling screams of the unfortunates who had taken refuge in the CD section. The Vikings slaughtered them to a man, and in their berserk fury did destroy a multitude of CDs in a section that spanned from John Mayer to White Stripes.Read on...

The Post's Coverage of Henry VIII

Banterist's effort to amuse the .008% of the public familiar with both the New York Post and Tudor mischief.Read on...

Churchill During NPR Pledge Week

Past meets annoying present.Read on...

Events Historians Have Ignored With Good Reason

The Battle of Geddy Lee The Frowning Upon of Sir Henry Cromwell of Hinchinbrook, 1588 Massacre of the Not-So-Innocents Martin's...Read on...

Dear Medieval Freake

I'm tired of all ye Medieval freakes trying to tell me how great the Medieval times are. Well, I'm there...Read on...

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