From New York, a weblog of original humor by Brian Sack.
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eBay

Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career

You are bidding on a relic from my incredibly brief career as a soap opera actor.Read on...

Drove Someone Insane With Postcards

The winner of the Drive Someone Insane with Postcards auction was kind enough to give me permission to post the cards that went out. Read on...

eBay: Postcards on NPR

From the Didn't Expect That department: I found myself standing outside in the freezing dark of rural Poland, chatting on...Read on...

eBay: Postcard Frenzy

The Drive Someone Insane With Postcards auction got some airtime on Glenn Beck's radio show yesterday. We chatted briefly about the tiny Polish village I'm going to, and I mentioned the auction's title, which resulted in a rapid increase in visits to eBay. But not too crazy or anything. And then he put it in his daily newsletter to his fans, and WHUMP. Read on...

eBay: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing correspondence from abroad.Read on...

My Electric Food Slicer Will Change Your Life

It used to be that if you wanted perfectly sliced meats and cheeses you had to go to a restaurant and pay some "professional" to expertly slice them and assemble them in a nice pattern on a plate for you. Not any more.Read on...

14" iBook Paperweight with Memories of a Hard Drive.

Some people might ask what good a 14" Apple iBook with no hard drive and a faulty motherboard is. Those people lack imagination.Read on...

Tiffany & Co. Glass Apple My Father Didn't Want

It would be my pleasure to sell you the aforementioned apple. No questions. No judgments. Just two consenting adults engaging in a perfectly legal transaction centered around see-through fruit.Read on...

The Twelve Days of eBay

WOW! Mint condition partridge in pear tree **NO RESERVE** Read on...

Playboy. In Braille.

It's Playboy. And it's in Braille.Read on...

The History of My Traveling Pants

The story of the pants heard 'round the world.Read on...

eBay: DKNY Men's Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own

There is an explanation.Read on...

eBay: Disastrous SAG/AFTRA Strike 2000 Pin

You are bidding on a SAG/AFTRA Strike 2000 pin, a very historical piece which celebrates both the profession of acting and organized labor's ability to implode.Read on...

eBay: The Marchond Jones Edition Macintosh

Your chance to own a collector's item.Read on...

eBay: Please Buy My Sweater

It's white because it's made with white sheep wool. It's thick, so it's great for cold weather or Bikram yoga. If you wear it with a pair of Ray Ban tortoise shell sunglasses you'll look like Mickey Rourke in "A Prayer For The Dying", a horrible film.Read on...

How To Sell A Lecherous Frenchman on eBay

Tips and tricks for getting the most from your eBay auction.Read on...

eBay: Appalling Flatware For Sale

There are many reasons you might wish to purchase the 75-piece set of amazingly heinous gold-plated Versace flatware I've recently come to possess through no fault of my own. Read on...