From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
Articles
The History of My Traveling Pants
The story of the pants heard 'round the world.Read on...Shopping For God
What happens when you run four belief systems through Amazon.com's "Text Stats"?Read on...Wiki Whacked
What happens when the world can edit the encyclopedia entry for Richard Gere?Read on...Black Gold vs. Black Angus
An attempt to comfort those reeling from high gasoline prices by exploring what other liquids cost by the gallon.Read on...Fortune's 25 Biggest Fools
Who's more seer-like, Nostradamus or The Bard?Read on...No One Loves Them Like You Do
An original piece for Radar Magazine.Read on...Spoilt Brats
An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues....Read on...What's On The Cards
Until recently, the idea of a card for your mother's new boyfriend's birthday or celebrating your friend's divorce might have been considered outrageous, ridiculous, absurd. Not any more. Read on...The Missing Instructions
THE BARE MIDRIFF If the midriff hangs over the top of the pants, consider not exposing it until that doesn't happen any more. Because of egregious abuse, it is illegal to expose the midriff in Holyhead. The midriff is a privilege and not a right.Read on...Internet Explorer Plug-Ins You Don't Need
Uncle Desmond Simulates Alzheimer's by opening random web pages, randomizing passwords and filling your bathtub with pillows.Read on...The State Of Our Union Address
An original piece in the Feb 2005 issue of Glamour. Reaching out to the ladies.Read on...I Do (for the time being)
Ashton wheels his beloved anywhere she wants to go without complaint, which would be pointless because her hearing went a few years ago. When they kiss, there is an electricity in the air, caused in part by Demi's polyester gown.Read on...How Do You Want Me?
Commissioned by London's daily newspaper, The Independent.Read on...The Baha Men Commission Report
Finally... closure.Read on...Created In Darkness By Troubled Americans
All about the horn-blowing.Read on...Election 2004: The Foodservice Analogy
Politics, over easy.Read on...Saddam's Interrogation Logs
Excerpts from the ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein. One of the most popular McSweeney's pieces.Read on...Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
"My client professes his innocence. And when I look in the mirror and see his eyes, I just have to...Read on...A refreshing site for work avoidance.
Entries:
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- Must Be A Good Casting Director
- Playmobil Re-Enactments: Kind of Dubai-ous
- A Trillion For Your Thoughts
- Deposition at Connecticut Film Festival this Saturday
- Grammar Cop: Sad Little Happy Hour
- Panel Report: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- Al Complaina: Osama Speaks
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