From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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April 2009

In The Event Of My Untimely Demise - Paperback Release

The paperback version of In the Event of My Untimely Demise also has a new cover design. The book is no longer red like a fire engine. It looks like a lockbox. And they got rid of the subtitle "Twenty Things My Son Needs To Know" ironically, citing the same exact argument the author made for not having a subtitle in the first place: The information in the book is for more than a son - it's universal.Read on...

Victim Impact Statement

I know Michael will have to live with the fact that he helped a gully kill his best friend via remote-controlled helicopter. I hope the memories of this will knock on the door of his consciousness like a Jehovah's Witness coming by with copies of Watchtower magazine. Read on...

Grammar Cop: I Love You, Manifold

Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...

Storked Begets Rattled

Last April, when my book came out, Christine Coppa invited me to come in and guest blog on her ridiculously popular weblog Storked! which is part of the Glamour Magazine empire. Speaking of Glamour, I wrote a little piece for them years ago and while I don't remember what I said, I do remember they paid $3 a word. Good times. Good times.Read on...

As "Fear Consultant" on Glenn Beck - 04-12-09

Doing my part to make commercial air travel even more uncomfortable. A big shout out to my brother for...Read on...

The Deposition of Lou Bagetta - Trailer

The trailer for my comedy short, The Deposition of Lou Bagetta. It's currently doing the festival circuit.Read on...