From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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March 2009

Deposition: Sarasota Film Festival Screen Times

The Deposition of Lou Bagetta screens at the Sarasota Film Festival this Sunday and again next week. This is the third public screening of the film.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Gone, But Not Forgetted

Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...

Not A Doctor But Play One on Glenn Beck - 03-19-09

My favorite part of these things is the automatically generated transcript, which the Fox site warns "may not be 100% accurate." I'd say. More like the ramblings of a guy wandering down the middle of Fifth Avenue.Read on...

Psychic Pediatrician

My two-year old son has been waking in the middle of the night in an absolute hysterical state, shrieking and completely inconsolable for 10-30 minutes. This has happened for several days in a row now. What can we do?Read on...

In The Event Of My Untimely Demise - Bendable Version

It seems like only a year ago that my book, In the Event of My Untimely Demise, came out in paperback form. But it was about 11 months. On April 28th the paperback will be released. Although the hardcover version will always have a place close to my heart, the paperback is really swell. Read on...

And now, Twitter

Have you heard? Twitter is all the rage! There's not a moment that goes by that shouldn't be shared...Read on...

Deposition @ San Luis Obispo Film Festival

The Deposition of Lou Bagetta, my film which you will be hearing about for the better part of a year while it does the festival circuit, will screen at the San Louis Obispo (California) Film Festival in a block of shorts called Best of the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival.Read on...

Name Amy's Book

This is your chance to be in the Acknowledgements page of a book. You can drag your friends to Barnes & Noble, take it of the shelf, open it up, point to your name and say, "That's me." It could be the start of a proper book titling career. This could be the recession-proof job you were looking for. Or a lark.Read on...

As "Fear Consultant" on Glenn Beck - 03-12-09

My first appearance as "Fear Consultant" on Glenn Beck's show on Fox News Channel. Read on...

Film Festival Tips

If you find yourself talking to an actress who you'd just seen naked in a screening, try to pretend that you didn't just see her naked in a screening.Read on...

More Playmobil News

Chicago Tribune mention.Read on...

New Season: Not Just Another Cable News Show

The new season of CNN Headline's Not Just Another Cable News Show starts up this weekend. This screenshot is from the story of the couple who turned those cute little doggies behind me into sweaters. Yes. Sweaters. Read on...