From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
April 2008
Radio Interview Tips
Wherein I get schooled in the art of book interviews in the world's longest, oddest book interview.Read on...Real and Virtual Appearances
Yesterday was exciting. It began with the longest book interview in the history of radio and ended with me kicking two pedestrians to death.Read on...Book Report: Launch Day
Today, April 29, is officially launch day for the book although a reader in West Virginia emailed me to say she got hold of it a couple days early. Always jumping the gun, West Virginia, you!Read on...Patents for a Better Tomorrow: Stop-To-Type Technology
Stop-To-Type technology disables the keyboard on your mobile phone or PDA when the device detects movement. This eliminates the dangers associated with people weaving down sidewalks as they write novellas to friends, family and business associate on their personal electronic devices.Read on...Glenn Beck Appearance 04/24/08
Having a TV personality plug your book is an author's dream come true. Having him tell people to go to a library to read it? Not as much, but still it's mostly music to your ears.Read on...Understanding Your Cable Bill
DVR Service Rental Fee This is the charge for the Scientific Atlanta Digital Video Recorder that crashes every 3-6 months and erases all your programs.Read on...Drove Someone Insane With Postcards
The winner of the Drive Someone Insane with Postcards auction was kind enough to give me permission to post the cards that went out. Read on...Glenn Beck Appearance 04/10/08
t's a shame the segment was only three minutes long because I could have told some great immigration & naturalization stories. In fact, I could fill a whole hour show with nothing but insight and complaining.Read on...Grammar Cop: Journalism School Edition
Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...Not Just Another Cable News Show
Tonight is the debut of Not Just Another Cable News Show on CNN Headline. Read on...Shakespeare's Ode To The Well Dressed Guy With Bird Shit All Over His Back
Unbeknown'st to you, dear prince, an avian of genus unknown hath struck. And placed on thine back a kingly amount of air dropp'd faeces. Such cruel fate that nightingale or lark hath chanced to mar your good fortune! O, how bitter a thing it is to not knowest one bears copious droppings.Read on...Wherein I Am Delicately Probed By Glenn Beck
Under heavy sniper fire, CNN Headline host Glenn Beck asks me questions about IN THE EVENT OF MY UNTIMELY DEMISE while I attempt to stay on message like a savvy politician. Read on...World's favorite P. Diddy site.
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- Learn to Speak German
- Google Presents An Exciting Business Opportunity
- A Business That Caters To Uncovered Wangs
- Grammar Cop: Steady Doesn't It
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.27.2010
- The Limited Worldview of Cheap Cereal
- I Was In Vietnam Too: A True Story
- Grammar Cop: National Don't Move Show at Javits Center
- Somebody Saw Something, Said Something
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.11.2010
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- Anonymous on The Cons of November
- David Foxdove on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- manymopars on eBay: Playboy. In Braille.
- Malgosia on Report from Poland - Raport z Polski
- starringmoviesu on For Child Left Behind
- Anonymous on Outsourcing US Jobs Overseas: Good, Bad or Ugly?
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