From New York, a weblog of original humor by Brian Sack.
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February 2008

Grammar Cop: First Sign Of A Ron Paul Presidency

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

72nd Irrational Response Force

IRF came under small arms fire while en route to new encampment site in Flajaba. Determined that fire was coming from a hilltop NW of position. Ordered Alpha company to flank while Bravo made a nest from twigs and discarded water bottles. Made PFC Ramirez "King for a Day" and set fire to what looked to be a tool shed.Read on...

Book Report: Facebook Page

In the Event of My Untimely Demise has its very own Facebook Page. Now you can sign up and...Read on...

Consumer Reportage: Car Booster Seat and Restraint Comparison

For the purposes of this test we outfitted two cars. One car with the Graco TurboBooster car seat, the other with plastic restraints. To ensure the best possible uniformity in testing we used a pair of identical twins separated from their mother by eye-opening legal precedent.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Illegal Substitution

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

Take Your Debtor To Work Day

07:33 Pick Adam up at his East Village apartment. I remind him he owes me $800. He says he's got...Read on...

Performed Well In Both Poles, Too

Make Banterist.com your #1 destination for nearly-topical Mt. Everest-related humor....Read on...

Can't Say I Never Ca(Red)

While writing I will only drink organic coffee grown by native farmers who ethically harvest the beans for a living wage, eat only raw vegetables and poop on their fields in the shade.Read on...

Anachromart

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Book Report: As You Wish List

A few days ago I received an email from someone who wanted me to know that In The Event Of My Untimely Demise was #51 on Amazon's "Most Wished For" list, Parenting Humor category. Neither my publisher nor I had any idea that such a list actually existed but it was welcome news, especially since the book hasn't even been released yet. Read on...

Grammar Cop: Teach Your Unwanted Pants Into A Baby

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...



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