From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

October 2007

Glenn Beck Appearance

Discussed: Glenn's oratory panache, behind the scenes, bat crap, bat snot, shtick-blocking, Glenn suggests he may be illiterate, Glenn says "fart."Read on...

And Then There Were Galleys

I really like the way the color red screams Achtung! at you. That's what you want in a cover - something that's roughly the equivalent of setting a small signal fire over in the corner of the book store. I have no doubts that this design will at the very least cause someone to go, "What the hell is that over there?" And really - getting a potential reader to say, "What the hell is that over there?" is the name of the game as far as I think I understand it.Read on...

Office Refrigerator Policy

PLEASE DATE AND INITIAL YOUR FOOD.Read on...

Springsteen Universe Press

For the discerning writer who spells it disearning.Read on...

Me vs. Sesame Place

That prior to incident, plaintiff had a long-term childhood relationship with Sesame Street, fond memories of Sesame Street, and considered Sesame Street a friend and by extension assumed Sesame Place was filled with friendly characters and honest Muppetry.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 10/11/07

Discussed: Ron Paul, Angry Glenn, Crazy Glenn.Read on...

Britney Spears: The Index

Children: as byproduct of coitus with twits, 49, 121, 208 driving with while undrestrained, 54, 100 losing custody of to a dunce, 210 making of, 48, 191 nearly throwing across parking lot, 87Read on...

Grammar Cop: Hi, Definition

Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...

After the Atlanta Radio Experiment

The morning show tryouts were loads of fun. The station has a very advanced coffee-making machine that helped ease the pain of being up from 1-4am. Read on...