From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

May 2007

Grammar Cop: DVD Minus

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 05/24/07

On the Glenn Beck show reminiscing about previous Public Viewer segments, inappropriate questions, Glenn giving detractors useful soundbites, transexuals and seamen.Read on...

Playmobil Re-Enactments: George Michael to Go Go

Re-enacting the week's best news events with my son's Playmobil collection.Read on...

Talking Wolfowitz for CNN

Having been given the new job title "humorist" I am now required to offer my opinion on things to CNN and others.Read on...

Why Are You Shouting?

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Grammar Cop: Apostrophe Mugshot Gallery II

Cataloging the decline of punctuation in America and the world.Read on...

The Lost Art of the Obnoxious Missive

A downloadable poster for the breakroom bulletin board....Read on...

Review: Prank The Monkey

John Hargrave's "Prank The Monkey"Read on...

Fire the Agency

Personally I'm against all hereditary diseases, though I did attend a pro-Lupus rally in college....Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 05/08/07

Discussing the year anniversary of the show with Glenn, something most folks didn't think we'd get around to doing.Read on...

So, Why Are You Single?

...and then I saw this urine-stained advertisement printed on a semi-adhesive piece of paper and haphazardly slapped on the bottom of a light pole mount.Read on...

Blogger's Choice

I can't say I know what a Blogger's Choice award is, but I'll mention it nonetheless.Read on...

Book Report: Writing Am Hard!

In the interest of maximizing my productivity and meeting my deadline with HarperCollins - the kind folks who bought the book I am contractually obligated to deliver in two weeks - I locked myself in a house with no other humans, no internet and no TV for nearly two weeks. During that time I wrote quite a lot and learned many things.Read on...