From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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January 2007

Excerpts from Almost Wise

Later that week I was summoned to a meeting with Louis "Chops" De Luca. It was there I learned that I would soon not be inducted into the mob.Read on...

The Paul Reddy Show

In the absence of new material (writing a book, you see) I am forced to reflect on old material. In this case, a reel of some highlights from my interview with John Mayer.Read on...

Ask A Talentless Mime

Were you pretending to poke someone in the stomach? No. I was hoping to convey that I was in...Read on...

Old School Hip Hop Course Guide

Before 50 Cent was worth a nickel, he had to get his study on. My curriculum for the aspiring...Read on...

12 January Reading at KGB Bar

Five writers reading at KGB in the LES.Read on...

Let Me Humiliate Myself At Your Next Event

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Don't Check Out On Me, Girl

Lyrics lacking melody due to absence of musical talent.Read on...

Reading At KGB Bar

Janice Erlbaum, David Goodwillie, Brian Sack and Grant Stoddard read from their books at KGB Bar.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Apostrophe Mugshot Gallery

Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...

T-Shirts I Don't Need Anymore

T-shirts I no longer have use for.Read on...

Keeping A Marriage Fresh

Rather than answer everyone's queries about marriage freshness individually I have prepared this helpful advice. I have done so knowing two things. One, nobody who plays hockey with Tim Robbins seems to like him, and two, advice always follows a standard formula: clever analogy and three main points to remember.Read on...



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