From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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November 2006

Review: The Auto LSD Button

I think this is a great button for a car to have, and I would certainly press it again, but not too much.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Have It Our Way

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

More Accurate Wikipedia Warnings

A little thing I did for Cracked online....Read on...

O.J. Sets A Trend

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The PandaBank Difference

There's a new bank in town. Perhaps you've seen our stickers on a light pole.Read on...

I Touched Kevin Federline, and He Touched Me

In Saving Private Ryan, Spielberg brilliantly conveys the terror the soldiers felt as their landing craft approached the Normandy coast. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that's exactly how I felt when I realized I would soon be deposited on the shores of Federline Beach to storm the bunkers of his mind.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Project Runaway

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 11/07/06

Interview with the Green Party's Howie Hawkins, and visual proof that Kevin Federline touched me.Read on...

My First Sober Concert

The Wiggles consist of four men: Jeff, Murray, Greg and Anthony. They each have a color and a shtick: Jeff wears purple and is narcoleptic. Murray wears red and plays guitar. Greg wears yellow and likes to do magic tricks, like a non-gay David Copperfield. Anthony wears blue and overeats healthy things.Read on...

I Just Flew In From Iraq, And Boy Are My Arms Tired

Politics are funny, but not politicians.Read on...



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