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September 2006

Your New Monkey

If you've ever wanted to send a friend or worthy adversary a three-page notice about the impending arrival of a gift monkey, this PDF is for you. Read on...

Dr. Phil's Meds Expire

A lot of people ask me what the secret is to a successful marriage and I am happy to tell them: it is berries.Read on...

The Week In Garfield

A weekly analysis of the world's greatest cartoon.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 09/21/06

Topics: A Christmas Story, Pete Rose, Showtunes, Reason MagazineRead on...

Best. Buy. Ever.

Employees I've dealt with at electronics mega-retailer Best Buy, placed in other lines of work.Read on...

Welcome, Deviants and Star-Struck Teens

Lots and lots of people find Banterist though good old-fashioned search engines like Google and Yahoo. And what, pray tell, are they looking for? Ass and asses.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 09/13/06

I am another blathering, blowhard, talking head on TV chattering incessantly about politics. Read on...

Grammar Cop: Are You That Lazy, Boy?

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

Name That Restaurant

Your genius needed in the naming of a steak place.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 08/31/06

John Bolton in the house.Read on...



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