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July 2006

The Cleaning Power of John Bolton

Within one week, John Bolton successfully negotiated an 88% reduction in coloration, thus saving the rug. And although the stain remained slightly visible, he also presided over mediation which led to the relocation of an ottoman so as to obscure the stain's remnants.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 07/27/06

As seen on TV.Read on...

My Electric Food Slicer Will Change Your Life

It used to be that if you wanted perfectly sliced meats and cheeses you had to go to a restaurant and pay some "professional" to expertly slice them and assemble them in a nice pattern on a plate for you. Not any more.Read on...

Glenn Beck Appearance 07/20/06

As seen on TV.Read on...

Paris Dispatch: L'Airport Que Sucks

Charles de Gaulle Airport was designed by architect Paul Andreu whose influences include hamsters (tube tunnels), Stalin (decomposing concrete) and Hitler (suffering).Read on...



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