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March 2006
Grammar Cop: Friday Lineup
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...eBay: Tiffany & Co. Glass Apple My Father Didn't Want
It would be my pleasure to sell you the aforementioned apple. No questions. No judgments. Just two consenting adults engaging in a perfectly legal transaction centered around see-through fruit.Read on...Johnny Berlin Video Podcast
Johnny Berlin on iTunes and at the Sarasota and Santa Cruz film festivals.Read on...Us Weekly Visits The Fuhrerbunker
The celebrity glossy's exclusive.Read on...Grammar Cop: Another Parisian Riot
Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...The Parmesan John T-Shirt
An exclusive from the new and improving Banterist online store.Read on...How Animals Have Sex
When hermaphrodite banana slugs get it on, one of them gets their ten-inch penis eaten - something I'd not known.Read on...Petition: More Non-Lame Places On Blue Marlin Apparel
After browsing though a rack of Blue Marlin clothing, it's obvious what the problem is: The Baltic and Scandinavian states are under-represented. Everyone loves Australia and New Zealand, can't go wrong there. Eastern Europe has great beer and hot chicks - why no hoodies? And let's not forget Taiwan, which will some day be a collector's item.Read on...Report From A Very Expensive Wedding
Michael Stipe gets to wear a leather cap at formal events.Read on...Big Country Ringtone
Shak!Read on...Revisionist Spellcheck
Straight from David Irving's laptop.Read on...Quite often funnier than Garfield.
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- manymopars on eBay: Playboy. In Braille.
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