From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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February 2006

Call Me Ambassador

Sprint's Ambassador program hands me a phone and says "use this."Read on...

Grammar Cop: A Little Too Possessive

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

A Very Patient Damsel In Distress

When a legend emails, you must act.Read on...

How To Make Money In Stocks

Stocks are in a sense tiny pieces of a company. Owning even a single share lets you bully and harass the staff of that particular company's operation and preface your complaints with "As a shareholder..." For example: "As a shareholder, I'm very upset this Home Depot is sold out of my favorite twine."Read on...

Camp Falsehopes

Where do concepts like "aptitude", "intelligence" and "paying one's dues" find themselves smothered to death by a big duvet of denial?Read on...



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